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		<title>Winning the Lottery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. &#8220;Dear Lord,&#8221; she prays, &#8220;if I don&#8217;t get some cash, I&#8217;m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.&#8221; Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn&#8217;t win. She prays even harder, saying, &#8220;God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/218</link>
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		<title>Green Side Up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out &#8220;GREEN SIDE UP!&#8221; In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/215</link>
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		<title>Blondes at Work 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde saw a &#8220;¿&#8221; on her computer screen and asked another blonde, &#8220;How do you do that?&#8221; She responded . . . &#8220;Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!&#8221; Q: What&#8217;s the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/210</link>
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		<title>Blondes at Work</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work? A: In case she had to draw blood! Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&#38;M factory? A: For throwing out the W&#8217;s. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/207</link>
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		<title>Blonde Passenger</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver&#8217;s License? A: Because she got an &#8220;F&#8221; in sex. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/205</link>
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		<title>Going to Disneyland</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said &#8220;DISNEYLAND LEFT&#8221;. After thinking for a minute, she said to herself &#8220;oh well !&#8221; and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same she drove past another sign that said &#8220;CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES&#8221;. By the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/202</link>
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		<title>Five Degrees of Blondeness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1st DEGREE: Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, &#8220;Hmmm, this person looks familiar.&#8221; The second blonde says, &#8220;Here, let me see!&#8221; So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/200</link>
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		<title>Dents</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde took her car to the body shop after a large hailstorm had left her car badly dented. The busy owner didn&#8217;t have time to work on her car at the moment, so he thought he would try and see if blondes really were as dumb as these jokes indicate. &#8220;Oh, those dents are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/197</link>
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		<title>Blowing up a car</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband&#8217;s car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe. Q: Why is the blonde&#8217;s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/164</link>
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		<title>Blonde Kidnapper</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped you.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-blonde-jokes.com/jokes/archives/125</link>
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